20. Harold "Growing" Baines

19. Darryl Strawberry "Shortcake"

18. Mike "Pepperoni" Piazza

17. Jeff "Philadelphia" Feagles

16. Moises "Skip to My" Alou

15. Joseph "Live and Let" Addai

14. Rollie "Chicken" Fingers

13. Chuck "New Kids on The" Knoblauch

12. Matt "Stump the" Schaub

11. Jake "Daylight Come and You Gotta" Delhomme

10. Sammy "Say It Ain't" Sosa

9. Todd "Highway to" Helton

8. Miguel "Tejada They Come, Tejada They Fall"

7. Ahmad "A Christmas" Carroll

6. Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell

5. "The Well Dressed" Amani Toomer

4. Mike "You're In Good Hands With" Alstott

3. Albert "Winnie The" Pujols

2. Greg "Math" Maddux

1. Scott "Supercalifragilisticexpiali" Brosius